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    Thursday, May 25, 2006

    It's Not Memorial Day Yet

    So please don't wear white.

    Oh, and also please don't pick your teeth or rest your elbows at/on the dinner table.

    Love,
    The Snobby Widow

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    posted by The Merry Widow at 2:28 PM | 9 comments

    Tuesday, May 02, 2006

    The 11th Commandment

    Someone very near and dear to me is breaking the rules. The one that says, "Thou shalt not take another girl's man."

    Why do I care? Because:

    a.) She has been crying about another girl stealing her ex-boyfriend away from her.
    b.) I actually like the girlfriend of the guy she's "stealing."
    c.) She likes to rant and rave about girls who "break the rules."
    d.) I don't want to be associated with such behavior.
    e.) I don't like girls who break the rules.

    But I keep my opinion to myself. (Except for posting it on the internet right now.) Why? Because:
    1.) No one ever listens to me anyway.
    2.) What goes around comes around.

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    posted by The Merry Widow at 11:27 AM | 2 comments

    Tuesday, April 18, 2006

    I've been walking these streets at night...

    I am tired. But it's my turn to be here for her. So I stay strong for her. And I stay strong for him. And I stay optimistic for them.

    But I am tired. And I can't let them see me this way. Because she was never tired when I needed her. And so many people are too tired to help him. And they will think that their little girl has fallen if I show them what little strength I have right now.

    So every morning I wake up, and remind myself that all I need is just a little more patience. Patience is the key to my existence right now. Patience keeps me strong. Patience keeps me sane. Patience keeps me happy. And if I just keep reminding myself to be patient then I know that at the end of it all, she, and he, and they will let me take a nap. And even if I only get a short one, they will be worth it. Because I know that I can't survive right now without her and him and them. So I stay awake for them.

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    posted by The Merry Widow at 5:56 PM | 1 comments
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