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    Friday, June 20, 2008

    Stinky McStinkface

    I have been in a very grumpy mood. And before you ask, no, it is not that time of the month, thank you very much. I just need to make some changes in my life that include the following:

    1. Don't put up with people who don't appreciate me. I don't care if you're my boyfriend. If you don't appreciate everything I do, then I will kindly escort you out the door. (But with attitude.)
    2. Get a new job, closer to home, that pays more than what I make now.
    3. Get a maid. (I'm looking at you, Guy #6.)
    4. Win the lottery. And I don't mean winning $2 from a scratch-off. I want at least $50,000 (after taxes.) Is that asking for too much? I didn't even ask for a million dollars, people.
    5. Go on vacation. Any location in Texas does not count. Oh, and said vacation must include at least 3 nights in a hotel.
    6. Get a tan during above mentioned vacation.

    The end.

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    posted by The Merry Widow at 4:07 PM |

    2 Comments:

    Commented by Blogger Dr Special K:


    Maybe you're entering the menopause. Did you think of that? And maybe you should go to Mexico, you know, see your people. I hear Cabo's nice this time of year.


    June 20, 2008 5:33 PM 
    Commented by Anonymous Anonymous:


    I went to Cozumel a month ago for the first real vacation I've had in years. All it did was make going back to work that much worse. :(


    July 04, 2008 2:16 AM 

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