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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Take one down and pass it around...

Don't you hate it when you drink to much and then you get up and LINE DANCE? That's right...LINE DANCE. As in the cheesiest, dumbest style of dance ever invented, danced to the most horrid style of music ever played. Furthermore, don't you hate that while you're doing said line dance, you think you look pretty damn hot because in your drunk mind you're thinking, "I'm totally line dancing...and that's hot."

And don't you hate it when you're a little tipsy and you go up to random people that you don't know and say things like, "Hey! Did anyone ever tell you that you look like 'The Rock'?" And when they say no, you say, "Well you do! And I'm smarter than you, so whatever I say goes."

And don't you hate it when you're drunk and you have to raise your voice to be heard over the music playing in the background so that just when you're yelling out, "YOUR VIRGINAL FRIEND IS A LIAR!!!" the music stops and everyone hears you and turns to gawk at your proclamation?

And don't you hate it when you're plastered and you end up getting in an argument with someone about work related issues? Then later on in the night, you yell at that same person for requesting the wrong karaoke song? Then the next day you realize that this person is your boss?

It's a good thing that I don't drink so that none of these things won't ever happen to me.

posted by The Merry Widow at 12:56 AM |


Commented by Blogger mrtl:

As long as you don't go home and start making the dreaded phone calls, the game is on!

June 22, 2005 5:01 AM 
Commented by Blogger Jessie:

I am always amazed by the sorts of things we people do whilst drunk. I remember a prof in class saying that a drunk person is basically temporarily brain damaged. So if anyone tries to call ya on your behaviour you can just say: its not my fault! only half of my brain was working!

June 22, 2005 8:55 AM 
Commented by Blogger Toady Joe:

Yeah, but what really sucks is when you go out drinking with classmates while out of town at a conference, and you temporarily don't care that you can't dance (which you know darn well), so you do anyway, and then when you sober up and return to your hometown, you still have to look all those classmates in the eye every freakin' weekday for the next six months. Yep. That sucks.

June 22, 2005 8:57 AM 
Commented by Blogger some girl:

As long as there was no public displays of vomit there's nothing about which I need to worry... I mean you, yeah nothing about which YOU need to worry.

June 22, 2005 9:05 AM 
Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:

Yeh, it is a damn good thing YOU WOULD NEVER do anything like that. You silly b you.

June 22, 2005 9:52 AM 
Commented by Blogger Random and Odd:

Yes..that's a good thing.

It's also good that you don't get so drunk you ask someone, "Hey, aren't you an actor in that movie?"
and they say, "NO." and then you in your obnoxious drunk state look at him say, "Yeah...I didn't think so." and then walk away.

June 22, 2005 10:30 AM 
Commented by Blogger Darbi:

WOW! You were home and blogging ENTIRELY too early ... unless bloggers clock is just screwy. Chris and I left your place, went and played in the sprinklers over at the park, and then rode our bikes into Town Center last night. I didn't go to sleep until after 1am. BUT...I woke up sans hangover! Woo Woo!!

June 22, 2005 10:31 AM 
Commented by Blogger little sister:

Since you don't do any of that stuff or drunk dialing or drunk blogging, you're going to be just fine.

yeah, right ;-)

June 22, 2005 12:27 PM 
Commented by Blogger madmanan:

woohoo, line dancing!!! my favorite! :/


ahh, the beauty of alcohol!

June 22, 2005 12:36 PM 
Commented by Blogger Random and Odd:

somebody got a red stapler and princess crown today.


Did I pee in my computer chair when I opened it? YES I DID. I am so excited.

Thank you!

June 22, 2005 4:42 PM 
Commented by Blogger Head of our pack...:

LMAO...that is too funny...

Whats even better during drunken line dancing is falling backwards onto the dance floor during said dance and then getting back up and continuing on without missing a beat. Now THAT is rare drunken line dancing talent.

Not that this ever happened to me...

June 22, 2005 5:18 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:

Mrtl & Little Sister: It's a good thing that I don't own a phone with all the numbers programmed in it, especially the ones to some ex-boyfriends. That way I won't call them while I'm drunk.

Jessie: If drinking causes temporary drunk damage, then I think that I must be drunk all the time. At least, that's the excuse I'm going with for now!

Today Joe: LOL!!! If the people who know me happened to see me dancing (theoretically) they probably wouldn't think any differently of me because I'm such a weirdo anyway. But it's a good thing that neither you or I get drunk and dance, right?

Some Girl: LOL! Aren't you glad that you don't drink either?

Pissy Britches: Me, drink? I don't know what you're talking about.

Kristine: Ha! I've totally used that line before while SOBER. Oh yeah, and I'm glad that you like your stapler and tiara!!! :-)

Darbi: That's some bike ride that you took! Is Chris's butt totally sore again? Maybe your roommate should have another look at it. ;-)

Madmanan: Paris Hilton told me that line dancing was hot.

Life of Me: I can't stop laughing at that image!!!

June 22, 2005 11:18 PM 
Commented by Blogger Peanutt:

The Macarena is the best!!! LOL.

June 23, 2005 9:33 AM 
Commented by Blogger Lucky Lum:

Oh what drunk fun!! I'm sure you're a great line dancer!
At least you didn't see someone who looked familar and ask them "Where do I know you from? Did I sleep with you?"

June 23, 2005 12:29 PM 
Commented by Blogger Von Krankipantzen:

Yeah I hate that too. But I hate it more when I do stuff like that TOTALLY SOBER!

June 23, 2005 1:29 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:

Peanutt: Ha! My dad still does that one and he totally thinks he's cool while he does it.

Lucky Lum: LOL!!! I'm gonna ask someone that next time I go out, just to be funny.

Krankipantzen: Me too!

June 23, 2005 11:34 PM 
Commented by Blogger Nessa:

HAH! I was just thinking that sounded like me on any given night that I can't drink beer & am stuck with the Long Island Iced Teas!

June 24, 2005 10:10 AM 
Commented by Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl:

Your line dancing and proclamations I can handle; it's the drinking and blogging that scares the hell out of me.

You really need to be careful MW.

June 24, 2005 9:35 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl:

Your line dancing and proclamations I can handle; it's the drinking and blogging that scares the hell out of me.

You really need to be careful MW.

June 24, 2005 9:35 PM 
Commented by Anonymous debutaunt:

Yo. Come dancing with us on Mom's night off on July 2nd. I told my friends that there are no cameras allowed so as to not have any documentation whatsoever later on!

email me for details, ya hot mama.

June 27, 2005 9:32 AM 

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