Guy #6 got mad at his best friend because he heard a rumor that his best friend "took me home." Here's my drunk list of reasons why that is absurd:
1.) I don't go home with with guys. I'm just not that kind of girl. Besides, at this moment I only have eyes for Guy #6. Not his best friend.
2.) Guy #6 has a girlfriend. Why is he getting mad?
3.) Why do I care???
4.) Why do I want Guy #6 to want me?
5.) I am drunk as I type this. Very drunk. Very very drunk. Under sober circumstances I wouldn't care enough to blog this crap.
6.) I met Guy #3's best friend tonight. LOVE HER!!!
7.) I feel the need to make this list long.
8.) I am quasi upset with one of my best friends for not calling me tonight.
9.) But I told everyone else that I didn't care.
10.) But really I do. She's been blowing me off lately and I don't like it. That's not how you should treat friends, especially one as awesome as I am.
11.) Did I mention that I'm drunk? Really really really drunk.
12.) Woo Woo!
13.) My car was left at the bar. I'm glad that I have friends who care enough to take my keys and drive me home.
14.) I hope that those same friends love me enough to take me back to my car tomorrow.
15.) This might be the dumbest blog ever. But I'm drunk right now, so I don't care.
16.) I wish that Guy #6 would hurry up and dump his girlfriend so that I could make my move.
17.) I hope that when Guy #3 gets married, we remain friends.
18.) I hope that I'm not hungover tomorrow.
19.) Please disregard any drunk phone calls that I make tonight. Especially if they are to boys.
20.) Please take my phone away from me before I make any more calls.
Must go lie down and/or throw up and/or just sleep. But first the room must stop spinning.
This is the image that came up in google when I typed in "Woo Woo." Whomever is in charge of google images must me drunker than I am. Woo woo!!!
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