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Thursday, May 19, 2005

To the Windoooooooooow! To the Wall!

A long time ago (last night,) in a galaxy far far away (at the movie theater,) the Merry Widow witnessed the nerdiest/coolest movie of her lifetime. Nerdy because she was surrounded by a bunch of no life geeks, dressed up as Jedi's, Wookies, and Storm Troopers; armed with light sabers, calculators, and pocket protectors. Cool because, well, it was a damn cool movie. In fact, it might have been the best episode of the entire Star Wars saga. A Star Wars fan, the Merry Widow has become, yes. (Please say last sentence in Yoda-like voice.)

But wouldn't it be funny if Star Wars went a little gangsta? Like if when Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side, Obi-Wan would have said, "Oh no you didn't!" all while snapping his finger and doing the head/neck moving thing.

With that being said, here's a list of some shiznit quotes that can replace actual Star Wars quotes:

1. "Luke, I am your father." = "Who's your daddy?"
2. "May the Force be with you." = "May the force schizzle your dizzle."
3. "Use your feeling, Obi-Wan, and find him you will." (Yoda) = "Alright stop, collaberate, and listen!"
4. "You don't know the power if the dark side." (Darth Vader) = "This is how we do."
5. Chewbacca's yell is replaced with Lil' John's "Yeah!"


I hope that when Episode III finally comes out on DVD, one of the special features will include an episode of MTV's "Pimp My Ride" where Han Solo gets spinners put on his Millenium Falcon.

posted by The Merry Widow at 4:56 PM |


Commented by Blogger Charlotte in Pa:

That is freaking hysterical! I'm going to be laughing about that all day long. (especially since Sue is dragging me to the Geek Fest tonight) Didn't they try to do gangsta with that weird, annoying character Jar Jar Binks??

May 20, 2005 6:18 AM 
Commented by Blogger Darbi:

You know I think that Lil' John and Chewbacca kinda look like one another too....GOOD CALL!



May 20, 2005 8:34 AM 
Commented by Blogger Random and Odd:


I swear I say it all the time; i fucking love you!

You crack me up!

May 20, 2005 11:33 AM 
Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:

OMG..you are so damn crazy!

May 20, 2005 12:45 PM 
Commented by Blogger Von Krankipantzen:

I would SO watch that version.

May 20, 2005 1:49 PM 
Commented by Blogger Head of our pack...:

That is too freaking funny...!!
I am not into the Star Wars movies...but I would totally watch the Gangsta version!!

May 20, 2005 7:20 PM 
Commented by Blogger what a life:

Hilarious! I saw it last night and thought it was great too. I wrote my review of it on my blog, but it's not nearly as funny as yours!

May 20, 2005 9:20 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:

Charlotte: Damn that Jar Jar Binks. Wasn't the whole thing his fault anyway?

Darbi: They totally look alike! It was awesome hanging out with you tonight!!! Can't wait for this Wednesday.

Kristine: Of course I quoted Vanilla Ice! He's to the extreme and rocks a mic like a vandal)

The Life of Me: I'm not really a Star Wars person either. But I really really really liked this one.

What a Life: I'm gonna stop by your blog next to read your review!!!

May 23, 2005 12:11 AM 
Commented by Blogger Vajana:

And yes, it was all Jar Jar's fault.

I'm so glad I'm not the only Star Wars fan with a sense of humor out there, whew.

May 24, 2005 8:28 AM 

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