So I guess there's a little blog-Tag going around, and Kristine tagged me today with the "If I could" game.

Here's how you play:

The rules are simple when you're tagged.
Choose 5 items from the list to write about.
Tag 3 other individuals when you're done.

The theme is, as you can see, "If I could be..."

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer

If I could be a musician- I'd be on American Idol. Then I'd make sure to sleep with Paula Abdul so that she would buy me that new camera phone that I've been eyeing.

If I could be a doctor- then I would have the job of my dreams. I would cure people's illnesses, save people's lives, all while putting a smile on their faces. Plus, I'd be a way better doctor than Guy #3.

If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian

If I could be an athlete- then I would totally make sure to get my house featured on MTV's "Cribs." Oh, and I would play soccer.

If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an inn-keeper
If I could be a professor

If I could be a writer- then I would make sure to pimp my book out to Oprah's book club. Can anyone say "Ca-ching?"

If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut

If I could be a world famous blogger - then I probably wouldn't have a "real" job. Don't you have to be fired to be world famous?

If I could be a justice on any one court in the world,
If I could be married to any current famous political figure.

OK, so now I tag Hornblower, Madmanan, Guy #3, and The Defective Writer. (Yes, I know we're only supposed to pick 3 people to tag...I like breaking the rules.)