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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Soy un perdedor...

If there's anything that drives me nuts, it's losing every single game of Uno to Guy #6. Every. Single. Game.

And it doesn't help that everytime he wins, he calls me a loser.

It also doesn't help that even when we're not playing, he reminds me that I've lost every single game that we've played. Every. Single. Game.

Now, the grown-up in me just laughs it off.

The competitor in me makes me challenge him to more and more games so that I can not only beat him, but beat him badly.

The Mexican in me makes me want to reach over my cards and slap him in the face, all while doing the latina head shaking thing and saying, "Who's the loser now, beyotch?!?"

And the evil in me thinks of other ways of getting back at him, like by putting a few drops of visine in his big, cold mug o' beer,* or by replacing his beloved shaker of salt with sugar, or by secretly adding sour cream** to all of his tacos, or by replacing the entire jar of miracle whip with mayonaise***, or by adding an extra habanero pepper or 2 or 3 or 4 to the hot sauce....


Good thing I'm not evil. Or Mexican. Or competitive. Oh wait...

*In case you're not aware, drinking beer with visine added to it will lead you to have fecal emergencies. Hehehe...nice little trick I learned in college.
**Guy #6 HATES sour cream
***Guy #6 hates mayo, just as equally as he hates sour cream.


posted by The Merry Widow at 1:53 PM |


Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:

Your crazy is what you is.
You shoulda went Mexican on his ass..THAT woulda been fabulous.

June 22, 2006 10:10 AM 
Commented by Anonymous Guy #3:

You also sucked at "Ants in the Pants". So maybe it's just that you suck at things where you have to compete. Maybe next time, choose something it's impossible to lose at, like art.

June 23, 2006 10:26 PM 
Commented by Anonymous Eirene424:


There are not enough people like you in the world, MW, that's fo sho.

Hope all is well :)

June 30, 2006 7:21 PM 
Commented by Anonymous kristine:

"I'm a loser"

Okay, I figured that one out a long time ago when I was singing that song, 'SOoooo I oppppened the door. I'm a loser babyyyyy. So why don't you kill me."

July 26, 2006 7:50 PM 

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