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Thursday, March 23, 2006

I still prefer her over a dog. And most men.

There's nothing worse then the sound of your cat trying to hock up a big hair ball.

Especially when that sound is what wakes you up from your much needed, beauty sleep.

And your cat is in your bed.

And you think to yourself, "MY CAT IS ABOUT TO PUKE ON MY BED!!!"

So in a panic, you pick her up and fling her clear across the room.

But she's already started throwing up.

So you end up not only flinging your cat across your room, but also her puke.

Which ends up spewed across your bed anyway.

Lesson to be learned? Don't fling puking cat across room. Next time drop kick her.

*Editor's Note: No cats were harmed during the typing of this post. Pink Ralph Lauren sheets, however, were ruined.

posted by The Merry Widow at 4:13 PM |

10 Comments:

Commented by Blogger Lazy Lightning:


Why oh why do cats ALWAYS choose the most inconvenient place to barf? There could be hundreds of feet of hard floor and one fancy expensive 2' wide rug, and that's where the cat wowuld barf.

*My* cat will actually move from rug to rug, to make sure she gets a little on each one.


March 23, 2006 5:05 PM 
Commented by Blogger limpy99:


This is why we have dogs.


March 23, 2006 5:15 PM 
Commented by Blogger Big Heavy:


i barfed after reading this post. thank you for sharing.


March 23, 2006 5:32 PM 
Commented by Blogger Darbi:


Have you been neglecting poor kitty?? My mom's beast of a cat does this as punishment if she doesn't get the things she thinks she needs. She likes to do it on the steps of the stairs so when you step on the first one, relize you've stepped in something wet, and jump quickly to the next step you land in the next pile. She's eerily in tune with human nature, being sure to puke in EXACTLY the spot you're sure to step in next!


March 23, 2006 7:12 PM 
Commented by Blogger Random and Odd:


it could be worse. you could have my dog.


March 24, 2006 2:31 AM 
Commented by Anonymous Alison C:


I woke up this morning to a steaming pile of a gift from my dog! I am in work more than four hours later and I can still smell it at the back of my throat!


March 24, 2006 5:23 AM 
Commented by Blogger Charlotte in Pa:


Ha! I came over from Kristine's blog because I thought you played SPF... and I thought the title of this post was in reference to her for her birthday. Hysterical!


March 24, 2006 10:28 AM 
Commented by Blogger Annejelynn:


Hartz Hairball Remedy is a cat owner's best friend - smear it on her hind leg fur and she'll hate you, but clean it all up (first try letting her lick some off your finger) and be hairball hacking/puking free -my Owen obsessively cleans himself and his lil' bro... without his hairball remedy, he is the king of hairball puke piles... I fell out of the remedy habit for a few weeks and the boy left a hacked up hairball the size of a turd! (at 1st, I had thought it was a turd!?!)
so yeah, highly recommend Hartz Hairball Remedy - yup~


March 24, 2006 2:34 PM 
Commented by Anonymous Eirene424:


I laughed so hard at this post that my roomate asked what was wrong with me... so I told her, and now she is laughing too.

If I ever have a cat, they are NOT allowed in my room!


March 25, 2006 1:21 PM 
Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:


Ugh, that sucks.
I would like to have a kitty..but I forgot they do this.
I can barely change my kids shitty diaper.


March 25, 2006 1:32 PM 

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