Random guy: "I don't know if you know this, but you have a beautiful smile. I had to come over here just to tell you that."
Random guy: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Me: "No thanks. I'm good."
Random guy: "But I just told you that you had a beautiful smile."
Me: "Do you tell your wife that she
has a beautiful smile too?"
Random guy: "What makes you think I have a wife?"
Me: "The fact that you're still wearing your wedding ring."
Random guy: "Oh yeah...that...."
I thought this sort of stuff only happened on TV. So when someone decides to make my life into a TV show, I want Salma Hayek to play me. Christina Applegate can be cast as my smart, funny, raunchy best friend. Sarah Jessica Parker can be an extra. The show will be called, "Just because I'm sitting here at the bar, without a man next to me, doesn't mean that I want to go home with you. Oh, and see that guy across the way watching us? He is my boyfriend and he'll kick your ass the minute I ask him to. So go away now." Either that, or it will be called, "Guys are Stupid." I don't know...I can't decide right now. The theme song will be "How We Do" by The Game. Either that or "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler. Again, I can't decide.
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