Here are snippets of conversation that I had during my 3rd Annual Girl's Weekend:
"That guy's ass is hot. Grab it!"
"I can't believe that guy let you grab his ass. Go back and cup his nuts!"
"Guys...if I had my tonsils removed, and then I was then infected with strep, where would the infection go?"
"Your vagina! You would have a pussy vagina! You would have a pussy pussy!
Yelled out across shopping area as one of my friends was returning from a long bathroom trip:
"HEY! DID YOU PUKE OR POOP?"
The rest of us, in unison then replied, "YEAH!" (She was hung over, we thought if she could just throw up, then she would feel better.)
Conversation that we made up
while walking through a big group of horny men:
"So when you went down on him, he came all over your face?"
"Yeah, and it tasted like Pus!"
(The look on everyone's face was priceless.)
"That guy is hot. Let's go make-out with him!"
"I don't wanna talk to you unless you buy me a drink first." (Said to Kevin Federline look alike.)
"Just so you know, I'm NOT
having sex with you! So you might as well leave."
"Hey guys??? What's your favorite STD? Because mine is totally 'The Clap.'"
"You have been the
best waiter. If I wasn't already engaged, I would totally do you."
Which was then followed by: "I'm not engaged. I'll do you now."
And the quote to sum up the weekend:
"You guys, I totally love that I can talk freely about cunts and jiz and pus with y'all. Because at work I have to be all professional and shit. You guys are the bestest friends...EVER!!!"
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