Stop reading this blog. Because, you see, if you continue to read it, then I have no choice but to stop writing about you. And what fun would that be? ;-) Yes, I know that I personally gave you this web address, after you threatened me, at gun point, to give it to you. But now that you've read the whole entire freaking thing from beginning to end, you can delete this web address from your memory and stop reading from here on out.
But you and I both know that that's not gonna happen.
But seriously, stop reading. Now. Like right now. Just shut off your computer and walk away.
The Merry Widow*Editor's Note: Before anyone gets alarmed, no, he didn't really threaten me at gun point. He used a knife.
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