The Merry Widow...is so vain. She probably thinks this song is about her.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Dear Guy #6,

Stop reading this blog. Because, you see, if you continue to read it, then I have no choice but to stop writing about you. And what fun would that be? ;-) Yes, I know that I personally gave you this web address, after you threatened me, at gun point, to give it to you. But now that you've read the whole entire freaking thing from beginning to end, you can delete this web address from your memory and stop reading from here on out.

But you and I both know that that's not gonna happen.

But seriously, stop reading. Now. Like right now. Just shut off your computer and walk away.

Thanks,
The Merry Widow

*Editor's Note: Before anyone gets alarmed, no, he didn't really threaten me at gun point. He used a knife.

posted by The Merry Widow at 1:28 AM |

4 Comments:

Commented by Kathryn:: Merry Widow has some serious bad ass people who will back her up and kick some ass if need be.

Watch out Guy #6.

I'm a very, very, very butch lesbian, and MW happens to be my internet girlfriend.; March 08, 2006 3:08 PM
Commented by Anonymous:: TIME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT

She was never threatened with a gun or a knife< the only thing that was threatened was the lost of the PRIVLEDGE of sharing my comfy bed.. And for anyone out there who are bad asses remember im a THUG we dont kick ass we shoot :); March 08, 2006 5:15 PM
Commented by The Merry Widow:: OK, so maybe it wasn't a gun or a knife, but it was still a loaded weapon. Hehehe...; March 08, 2006 6:18 PM
Commented by Pissy Britches:: Yes, Guy #6..
Me, myself & I could seriously kick your ass.
Stop reading.
Plllleeeaaseee..; March 10, 2006 2:54 PM

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