The Merry Widow...is so vain. She probably thinks this song is about her.

Friday, November 11, 2005

A Dog Wouldn't Have Worked

Here's what I hate:

I hate it when someone tries to go behind your back and get your friend's phone number, and then when she shoots him down, he comes back to you and says that she's a bitch. And then you say to him, "Um, no, I think you're the bitch, BIATCH!" And then he's all, "I'm a doctor... worship me." And I'm all, "Whatever. Then buy me a car, biatch." And then he e-mails you pictures of his cats, and you think to yourself, "Whatever, biatch, I hate cats. Wait...no I don't...I LOVE CATS. And now I love you."

posted by The Merry Widow at 5:19 PM |

16 Comments:

Commented by Anonymous:: Vulcan mind meld.

Or, he slipped something in your dirnk.; November 11, 2005 6:11 PM
Commented by The Merry Widow:: LOL! You're absolutely right.; November 11, 2005 6:27 PM
Commented by Anonymous:: He's so wrong for you! ;)

It was a dirty wrotten trick! He doesn't really like cats, men only have cats and kids to get woman.

Carmilla; November 11, 2005 7:01 PM
Commented by Caroline:: How much coffee did you drink before you wrote this? Because that should be your daily coffee quota. I love hyper posts.; November 12, 2005 7:14 AM
Commented by Anonymous:: coffee?? I was thinking margarita on this entry.

Beyotch. Now I need to find a doc at my hospital with a cat so I can tell that beyotch to buy me a car.

*snort* the hell?; November 12, 2005 7:21 AM
Commented by Anonymous:: HA!

Mmm, yeah, a dog wouldn't have worked as well. Cats definitely exude a feminine attitude.; November 12, 2005 7:48 PM
Commented by Pissy Britches:: "I'm a doctor... worship me." And I'm all, "Whatever. Then buy me a car, biatch."

That shit is cracking me up.
You are one crazy HAB.; November 12, 2005 10:31 PM
Commented by David Edward:: Hi MW! uh could you sedn me the cat pictures, I might have a use for them.
(hehe)
or send me pictures of your cat.
My big puddy tat passed away in July - it was very hard on all of us. my bloog that day was three words long.

I broke my silence ystrday by posting an account of a dinner date of mine.; November 14, 2005 9:18 AM
Commented by Kathryn:: MW, Did you drink and blog again???; November 14, 2005 11:56 AM
Commented by Random and Odd:: Yes, this is a drunken blog post.; November 14, 2005 12:11 PM
Commented by Unknown:: carmilla is wrong!!! my cat is for me!!!; November 14, 2005 1:09 PM
Commented by The Merry Widow:: I did not drink alcohol, nor coffee before writing this post. I'm just plain old crazy. That's right, I admit it...I am crazy...LIKE A FOX!!!

No, but really, I think that my current boy situation is just driving me insane. Boys...can't live with them, can't live without them. Blah.

P.S. David, I didn't save the pics that he sent. And I don't have a pic of my putty tat on my computer. Sorry!!!; November 14, 2005 4:09 PM
Commented by Monkey Boy:: Way off subject of this post, but I'm way too lazy to write an actual email....

I'm sorry to hear about your friend and that you couldn't make it last week to TRF. Call us one evening or something we may be able to find a free pass *wink wink* like the ones in our glovebox *wink wink* if you want to go this weekend coming up.

*muah* kisses *muah*
Chris; November 16, 2005 1:25 PM
Commented by SouthernChickie:: Do straight guys even own cats?!?!; November 17, 2005 9:48 AM
Commented by Unknown:: hellz yea; November 18, 2005 11:53 AM
Commented by Anonymous:: I'm in!; November 20, 2005 12:36 AM

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