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Friday, November 11, 2005

A Dog Wouldn't Have Worked

Here's what I hate:

I hate it when someone tries to go behind your back and get your friend's phone number, and then when she shoots him down, he comes back to you and says that she's a bitch. And then you say to him, "Um, no, I think you're the bitch, BIATCH!" And then he's all, "I'm a doctor... worship me." And I'm all, "Whatever. Then buy me a car, biatch." And then he e-mails you pictures of his cats, and you think to yourself, "Whatever, biatch, I hate cats. Wait...no I don't...I LOVE CATS. And now I love you."

posted by The Merry Widow at 5:19 PM |

20 Comments:

Commented by Anonymous Nilla:


Vulcan mind meld.

Or, he slipped something in your dirnk.


November 11, 2005 6:11 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:


LOL! You're absolutely right.


November 11, 2005 6:27 PM 
Commented by Anonymous Anonymous:


He's so wrong for you! ;)

It was a dirty wrotten trick! He doesn't really like cats, men only have cats and kids to get woman.

Carmilla


November 11, 2005 7:01 PM 
Commented by Blogger Caroline:


How much coffee did you drink before you wrote this? Because that should be your daily coffee quota. I love hyper posts.


November 12, 2005 7:14 AM 
Commented by Anonymous debutaunt:


coffee?? I was thinking margarita on this entry.

Beyotch. Now I need to find a doc at my hospital with a cat so I can tell that beyotch to buy me a car.

*snort* the hell?


November 12, 2005 7:21 AM 
Commented by Blogger mrtl:


This is just silly. Are doctors even allowed to be that silly?


November 12, 2005 3:19 PM 
Commented by Anonymous Jade:


HA!

Mmm, yeah, a dog wouldn't have worked as well. Cats definitely exude a feminine attitude.


November 12, 2005 7:48 PM 
Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:


"I'm a doctor... worship me." And I'm all, "Whatever. Then buy me a car, biatch."

That shit is cracking me up.
You are one crazy HAB.


November 12, 2005 10:31 PM 
Commented by Blogger David:


Hi MW! uh could you sedn me the cat pictures, I might have a use for them.
(hehe)
or send me pictures of your cat.
My big puddy tat passed away in July - it was very hard on all of us. my bloog that day was three words long.

I broke my silence ystrday by posting an account of a dinner date of mine.


November 14, 2005 9:18 AM 
Commented by Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl:


MW, Did you drink and blog again???


November 14, 2005 11:56 AM 
Commented by Blogger Random and Odd:


Yes, this is a drunken blog post.


November 14, 2005 12:11 PM 
Commented by Blogger madmanan:


carmilla is wrong!!! my cat is for me!!!


November 14, 2005 1:09 PM 
Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:


I did not drink alcohol, nor coffee before writing this post. I'm just plain old crazy. That's right, I admit it...I am crazy...LIKE A FOX!!!

No, but really, I think that my current boy situation is just driving me insane. Boys...can't live with them, can't live without them. Blah.

P.S. David, I didn't save the pics that he sent. And I don't have a pic of my putty tat on my computer. Sorry!!!


November 14, 2005 4:09 PM 
Commented by Blogger Divine Calm:


That dude is SKETCHY!!!


November 15, 2005 12:17 PM 
Commented by Blogger Naked Monkey Boy:


Way off subject of this post, but I'm way too lazy to write an actual email....

I'm sorry to hear about your friend and that you couldn't make it last week to TRF. Call us one evening or something we may be able to find a free pass *wink wink* like the ones in our glovebox *wink wink* if you want to go this weekend coming up.

*muah* kisses *muah*
Chris


November 16, 2005 1:25 PM 
Commented by Blogger SouthernChickie:


Do straight guys even own cats?!?!


November 17, 2005 9:48 AM 
Commented by Blogger Mavida Lesbiana:


Crackin up over here!


November 17, 2005 3:39 PM 
Commented by Blogger little sister:


too fucking funny!

pssst, southernchickie...straight guys who are totally comfortable with themselves do own cats ;-)


November 18, 2005 6:19 AM 
Commented by Blogger madmanan:


hellz yea


November 18, 2005 11:53 AM 
Commented by Anonymous Jade:


I'm in!


November 20, 2005 12:36 AM 

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