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    Sunday, April 10, 2005

    And you wonder why I don't trust guys anymore...

    Guy #6: "That's not my girlfriend. I just gave her a ride here. That's all."

    Me: "Then why is she glaring at me while I talk to you?"

    Guy #6: "Because she's a bitch."

    Yeah, right.

    posted by The Merry Widow at 2:57 AM |

    10 Comments:

    Commented by Blogger Darbi:


    oh MAN! Boys are stupid.


    April 10, 2005 1:19 PM 
    Commented by Blogger Jessie B:


    Kick 'em in the 'nads.


    April 10, 2005 5:41 PM 
    Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:


    She's a bitch huh? Yeh, well let's go see you say that to her face you lil' pussy. :)


    April 10, 2005 8:22 PM 
    Commented by Blogger Unknown:


    joke by mitch hedberg:

    "I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that."


    April 11, 2005 8:41 AM 
    Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:


    Stephanie, I was totally thinking that too, when he said that to me.

    Madmanan: You're a man after my own heart...quoting Mitch Hedburg...you may have just redeemed all of mankind for me.


    April 11, 2005 9:34 AM 
    Commented by Blogger Unknown:


    i do what i can ;)


    April 11, 2005 3:59 PM 
    Commented by Blogger Alexandrialeigh:


    Hi Merry Widow...just found you through SJ.

    Keep up the blogging! You've got a new reader!


    April 11, 2005 8:00 PM 
    Commented by Blogger Pissy Britches:


    Men are stupid sometimes..well, women are too sometimes but GAWD..I mean call her a bitch to you..Did he think that would impress you or something. Damn, dickface.


    April 11, 2005 8:25 PM 
    Commented by Blogger The Merry Widow:


    Sissychong: I am totally going to try your tactic next time. Because despite my total disgust for this guy's lies, I still think he's totally hot. I would not mind kissing him, to say the least. (I know, I know...)

    Alexandrialeigh: Thanks for coming by!

    Stephanie: Had I had a few more woo-woo's in me, it might have impressed me. Good thing I was coherent at that point! Remind me not to drink around him.


    April 12, 2005 1:23 AM 
    Commented by Anonymous Anonymous:


    yeah, i know what kind of ride he gave her. It was on the baloney pony.


    April 12, 2005 4:23 PM 

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