1. Ran into ex-boyfriend while he was on date. Awkward.
2. Ran into girlfriend of
Guy #6. She gave me the evil eye all night.
3. Watched a guy with a lazy eye try to hit on my friend.
4. Watched husband of other friend imitate guy with lazy eye.
5. Watched drunk guy dance like a fool and make an attempt at singing. (Note: he was friends with Mr. Lazy eye)
6. Got free shots from bar manager.
7. Ran into friend of Guy #6, who assumed that I was still hanging out with Guy #6. She proceeded to ask me questions about Guy #6 all night.
8. Went to different bar.
9. Mr. Lazy Eye and drunk friend showed up 10 minutes later.
10. Gross 40 year old man kept trying to flirt with me. Blah.
11. REALLY gross, curly-white-hair, old, mullet man told me I was pretty and asked me if he could sit next to me. Double blah.
12. I told gross mullet man that I was saving seat for Mr. Lazy Eye.
13. Good looking boy and I start talking while the song, "The Humpty Dance" is playing in the background.
14. Good looking boy and I talk about how much we love this song.
15. Good looking boy and I keep talking.
16. I find out Good looking boy lives down the street from me.
17. And is an Architect.
18. Good looking boy talks about how he loves to buy nice purses for his girlfriends.
19. I fall in love with good-looking-architect-purse-buying-boy.
20. Good-looking-architect-purse-buying-boy gets my number.
21. Good-looking-architect-purse-buying-boy leaves.
22. Really drunk 30 year old man sits down next to me and tries to convince me to go to IHOP with him.
23. After I decline invitation, 30 year old drunk man asks for my number.
24. After I refuse to give him my number, 30 year old drunk man tries to kiss me.
25. After I back away, 30 year old drunk guy tells me I'm a slut.
26. I laugh.
27. Mr. Lazy Eye leaves.
28. Friend leaves.
29. I leave.
30. Good-looking-architect-purse-buying boy calls me.
31. Am on my way to watch movie with him right now.
Labels: Guy #6, Randomness, Tequila
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